Your No.1 choice for food & accommodation in the Lake District.
Our Staff are eager to help .............
Not so pretty now we had to cover his face -
wanted in several counties for sheep sh**/ rustling !!
Beneath the grumpy exterior beats the heart of a true entertainer - just likes dressing up - mostly in womens clothes !!
Normally outside having his 60th 'quick cig' !
Usually smiling bubbly blondie - she'll talk the back legs off a donkey !!
Our Lunchtime Loveley ( Sunday's too !!)
Dont mess with the best !
She's a real Smasher..............
Goes through 12 glasses, 6 plates, sideboard & the occasional Microwave most days !!
Approach with Care !!
Currently in the Far east being a Lady Boy ( always new it really)
Making a Guest Appearance Shortly for a Couple of Months until he goes to be a lumberjack !!
there's a theme developing here ..................
Somebody HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's no Cowboy she's Chief Chef !! -
just good grub with this Gal -
Busy tenderising some steak........
Och He's a Grand Lad - Pity aboot the accent !!
Wha's for a deep fried mars bar ??
Yes the Bacardi Queen - tells it like it is ........
Approach with care - talk slowly & clearly - no sudden movements!!
Faster than a speeding bullet, other nicknames include flash, speedy gonzales, the whirlwind & gone for a fag - he's got one speed - SLOW !!!!!!!!!
One of our longest serving staff !! she must be barmy!!