Your No.1 choice for food & accommodation in the Lake District.
Our Staff are eager to help .............
Beneath the grumpy exterior beats the heart of a true entertainer - just likes dressing up - mostly in womens clothes !!
Normally outside having his 60th 'quick cig' !
Rachel P
When not gallavanting around the Globe she may be seen dishing some dinners out - part of the top Totty Crew !!
Lois P
Lile Sis to Rachel - a real Demon Waitress - trainee Totty !!
Usually smiling bubbly blondie - she'll talk the back legs off a donkey !!
Our Lunchtime Loveley ( Sunday's too !!)
Dont mess with the best !
She's a real Smasher..............
Goes through 12 glasses, 6 plates, sideboard & the occasional Microwave most days !!
Approach with Care !!
Blah Blah Mountain Bike Blah Bloody Customers Blah Guitars Blah Bloody Buses Blah Mine's a Brodies Blah Oh & A malt Blahhhhhhhhhh....................
Somebody HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's no Cowboy she's Chief Chef !! -
just good grub with this Gal -
Busy tenderising some steak........
Och He's a Grand Lad - Pity aboot the accent !!
Wha's for a deep fried mars bar ??
Yes the Bacardi Queen - tells it like it is ........
Approach with care - talk slowly & clearly - no sudden movements!!
Faster than a speeding bullet, other nicknames include flash, speedy gonzales, the whirlwind & gone for a fag - he's got one speed - SLOW !!!!!!!!!
One of our longest serving staff !! she must be barmy!!
She looks like this most of the time, with her Witches hat on.
Looks better when she has had a fake tan and goes orange!!
Little Laura
If is not blue WKD its bottles of cider every night.
Smallest member off staff BUT not to be messed with.





