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Tommy Boy

Gone but not forgotten

out to pasture with all the other old farts in Bournemouth !!



Davy Mconville - the man of a thousand faces

Beneath the grumpy exterior beats the heart of a true entertainer - just likes dressing up - mostly in womens clothes !!

Normally outside having his 60th 'quick cig' !



Rachel

Rachel P

When not gallavanting around the Globe she may be seen dishing some dinners out - part of the top Totty Crew !!



Lois

Lois P

Lile Sis to Rachel - a real Demon Waitress - trainee Totty !!



yer whaa?
Traaacee H

Usually smiling bubbly blondie - she'll talk the back legs off a donkey !!



wanna buy a cupboard?
Helen T M

Our Lunchtime Loveley ( Sunday's too !!)

Dont mess with the best !



Little Nick

She's a real Smasher..............

Goes through 12 glasses, 6 plates, sideboard & the occasional Microwave most days !!

Approach with Care !! 



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Big Ben

Blah Blah Mountain Bike Blah Bloody Customers Blah Guitars Blah Bloody Buses Blah Mine's a Brodies Blah Oh & A malt Blahhhhhhhhhh....................



Shoot me now !! please?
The Gaffer

Somebody HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you did say rare  ??
Loveley Lorna !!

She's no  Cowboy she's Chief Chef !! -

just good  grub with this Gal -

Busy tenderising some steak........



Hoots Mon!!
Dangerous Davy

Och He's a Grand Lad - Pity aboot the accent !!

Wha's for a deep fried mars bar ??



blondes have more fun !!
The Gaffers Missus..

Yes the Bacardi Queen - tells it like it is ........

Scary !
THE GRUESOME TWOSOME !!

Approach with care - talk slowly & clearly - no sudden movements!!



Oh now he wakes up !
Mighty Mike !

Faster than a speeding bullet, other nicknames include flash, speedy gonzales, the whirlwind & gone for a fag - he's got one speed - SLOW !!!!!!!!!

hmm this menu's not a patch on ours .
wor kez man!

One of our longest serving staff !! she must be barmy!!

 



Bethany

 

 

She looks like this most of the time, with her Witches hat on.

Looks better when she has had a fake tan and goes orange!!



Little Laura

Little Laura

If is not blue WKD its bottles of cider every night.

Smallest member off staff BUT not to be messed with.