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The Eagle and Child Inn | Staff

Your No.1 choice for food & accommodation in the Lake District.

Our Staff are eager to help .............

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Tommy Boy

Not so pretty now we had to cover his face -

wanted in several counties for sheep sh**/ rustling !!



Davy Mconville - the man of a thousand faces

Beneath the grumpy exterior beats the heart of a true entertainer - just likes dressing up - mostly in womens clothes !!

Normally outside having his 60th 'quick cig' !



yer whaa?
Traaacee H

Usually smiling bubbly blondie - she'll talk the back legs off a donkey !!



wanna buy a cupboard?
Helen T M

Our Lunchtime Loveley ( Sunday's too !!)

Dont mess with the best !



Little Nick

She's a real Smasher..............

Goes through 12 glasses, 6 plates, sideboard & the occasional Microwave most days !!

Approach with Care !! 



blah blah blah
Big Ben

Currently in the Far east being a Lady Boy ( always new it really)

Making a Guest Appearance Shortly for a Couple of Months until he goes to be a lumberjack !!

there's a theme developing here ..................



Shoot me now !! please?
The Gaffer

Somebody HELP ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you did say rare  ??
Loveley Lorna !!

She's no  Cowboy she's Chief Chef !! -

just good  grub with this Gal -

Busy tenderising some steak........



Hoots Mon!!
Dangerous Davy

Och He's a Grand Lad - Pity aboot the accent !!

Wha's for a deep fried mars bar ??



blondes have more fun !!
The Gaffers Missus..

Yes the Bacardi Queen - tells it like it is ........

Scary !
THE GRUESOME TWOSOME !!

Approach with care - talk slowly & clearly - no sudden movements!!



Oh now he wakes up !
Mighty Mike !

Faster than a speeding bullet, other nicknames include flash, speedy gonzales, the whirlwind & gone for a fag - he's got one speed - SLOW !!!!!!!!!

hmm this menu's not a patch on ours .
wor kez man!

One of our longest serving staff !! she must be barmy!!